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Friday, 8 March 2013

HIV infected lady's confession to Chaz B.


Caller X - Hello.
Chaz B -  Hi Caller X. What do you have to tell us?.
Caller X- I am a tall, fair, pretty lady. When people see me, they think oh what a pretty girl. Everything is okay for her. But they don’t know I'm HIV positive.
Chaz B- Oh that’s so sad. But you know there's nothing God can’t do right.
Caller X goes like huh huh
Chaz B - Do you really doubt that AIDS is incurable? People have been healed of cancer etc etc. Don’t you believe you can be healed?
Caller X – mumbles I don’t know. I’m not sure.
Presenter continues the umbrage trying to convert her into believing in healing
Then Caller X says - I just had unprotected sex with a married man.
Chaz B – What? You just had unprotected sex with a married man? Why? Do you know you have committed a crime? How could you? That was wicked. Didn’t you think of his innocent family blah blah
And Caller X goes- All I know is men are going to pay for what happened to me after all they are the cause.
Chaz B - Why would you say that?
Caller X - I was raped by two men. One of them had it and has now infected me.
Chaz B - Two wrongs don’t make a right, Caller X. Do you know in some Countries you'll be facing jail time?
Caller X - Why should I be the one facing jail time when my rapists who happen to be upstanding members of society, known to my family in fact my uncle and his friend, and you dare to tell me I am to go to jail? How could you? What about me? What about what I have gone through?.......
Presenter was clueless to this girl's pain and waxed on sanctimonious. Caller X was getting hysterical. Chaz B then asked her if she could call him back after the show. She didn’t answer and she cut the call.


Written by
Ginger

Thursday, 7 March 2013

Happy Married life Rita but your speech in Koko Mansion will forever make men have a good laugh.





"People hatside nigeria... they feel nigeria is not well presentable. like when they are coming to nigerhia.. during the hairport if they are in the hairport.die.. they wu be hafraid because of the criminals and yahoo yahoo guys.. in d sand..because we nigerians majonity of us do demons.. outside the country, i've like after the country, they feel every bad things is with us...we have school call the efcc, like this he-fcc now. No. efcc they are under yahoo..they do pick yahoo guys..but they don't have the things that they would use.Cos yahoo guys mich most of them they use jass and other things.pure...

...outside the country.. outside nigeria, they feel we are the most dimo people, like jass, different things. every bad things, am, lets think of it. Most bad things we do them, like yahoo, like criminals. We know they have them outside the country but most of them are in nigeria. They feel nigeria are not safety enough. So we have to use, we have to, as in, we are, we are bold enough to take care of our nig, our country. Definitely, a as i chec the students, if the, if the government gud give them a good education, and give them a good things they want.. they will definietly fal, they will definitely give arr, they will definitely do what they want to do. Like this aspect of efcc, e a must of the yahoo guys........."

Written by
Gbolahan Adio

Monday, 4 March 2013

DIFFERENT SCRIPTS, SAME ACT.


Director: So it’s a different movie, and different story line.

Nigerian Actor: Okay

Director: But you know that guy you played in 2007? That angry Chief?

Nigerian Actor: Yes.

Director: We want you to do exactly the same things you did then here.

That, my good friends, is the sort of conversation that happens all over Nigeria in Nollywood sets everyday.

Written by
Red Cliff

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