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Wednesday, 20 June 2012

SHOOTING DA GRIN.




(two friends waiting in the reception to see another old friend)
Noah: Menn. Gbenro don large up o. See as his reception large!
Wale: Na so me sef shout the first time he brought me here. The guy is doing fine for himself.
Noah: All these photos on the wall. Does he now all these superstars or what?
Wale: Yeah. I met Timaya here last time. He is into event photography and graphics big time.
Noah: (stands up to view the wall photos). See the wizi wizi whisky. See Omawunmi o. And even the late Da Grin? Na lie! Na web pictures jo!
Wale: Its true man. You know he actually shot the last video and photo session of Da Grin some days before he died.
Noah: Are you serious?
Wale: Yes.
Noah: For real?
Wale: Here he is. You can ask him.
Gbenro: (smiling) That’s one of my early works.
Noah: You mean……..He….(turns to Gbenro) You………SHOT DA GRIN?!
Gbenro: (surprised, smiles)
Noah: It’s not funny. Remind me never to allow this man shoot me ever. Even if the session is free.(looks up) God, help me to resist the temptation.
(they all laugh)
Gbenro: Lets go in guys. Infact, Rose get my still camera and bring it to studio one, I got to shoot Noah right now.
Noah: No noo noooooo you are not. You are on your own. (They laugh and walk into Gbenro’s office)

Tuesday, 19 June 2012

HONOUR IN FUEL


(Hon Patrick Obayaigbon drives into a petrol station in his range rover sport car)

Hon Patrick: Guy, abeg give me full tank (in
benin language)
Attendant: I only speak English, sir.
Hon Patrick: Ok brother (Sits up on the chair). Good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized automobile. Therefore i cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim with conjectural congealment
Attendant: Bros na play i dey play o, my name na Omoh, you fit talk am for pidgin!
 
Courtesy Laffrave

IN YOUR EYES

(A group of college students gather on a playground en route a field trip)
Ngozi: (rushes to join her waiting friends, hugs them, exchange pleasantries, hugs Segun)
Segun: (hugs her, pulls back, looks in her eyes shocked)
Ngozi: What?( sneers at him) What?!
Segun: There is something in your eyes!
Ngozi: What? What is it Segun? (scared)
Segun: Wait. Wait. Don't panic. Don't touch it.
Ngozi: What is it Segun?(gets hysterical)
Segun: Your eye balls. Beautfuuuullllllllll.
Ngozi surely had him smacked

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