HONOUR IN FUEL

(Hon Patrick Obayaigbon drives into a petrol station in his range rover sport car)

Hon Patrick: Guy, abeg give me full tank (in benin language)
Attendant: I only speak English, sir.
Hon Patrick: Ok brother (Sits up on the chair). Good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized automobile. Therefore i cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim with conjectural congealment
Attendant: Bros na play i dey play o, my name na Omoh, you fit talk am for pidgin!

 

Courtesy Laffrave