Trailer Load of Ram Gift Returned By President Buhari

I no fit laugh o. I no fit shout o. Mi o le pari wo. Buhari na fire brand. See shading of long time friend by our Presido. This man na disciplinarian sha. Wetin?

So this old time friend of PMB decides it's time to start sending him one trailer load of rams for sallah. He had not been doing in this in years before now when presido was a retired general and presidential aspirant. Abi na today he know President Buhari's address? Sharp Sharp as the gift landed, the delivery driver was ordered to return to sender. He be like letter with wrong address.

Word of advice for Mr Giver.

President Buhari will be out of Nigeria for sallah so you can share the rams amongst the poor. They need it more and will be eternally grateful. Gone are the days of contract seeking schemes like these used to warm ways into the hearts of presidents.

I laugh in swahili...kwa kwa kwa.