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Monday, 14 September 2015

What To Do When The Fiancee Says She Does Not Like To Cook?


This is a story off a friend's Facebook wall. What would you do if you were the man? Enjoy reading and let us have your opinions as comments.
You: I love her, but...

Me: Wow, you finally found "the one". I know how long you've been looking. So, what's the "but"?

You: She doesn't like cooking.

Me: Okay...let me get this straight. All her anatomical parts are working, she makes you deliriously happy, she has integrity & character and you're incredibly attracted to and in love with her. But, she doesn't like cooking. What exactly is the problem?

You: But, how will we eat na?

Me: How were you eating before?

You: *Silence*

What would you do? Go right ahead with the courtship and marriage?

Continue to read another interesting instance narrated on the same facebook wall as a comment.

I once attended a birthday party, and the food was really good, I told the celebrant how good the food was and she told me her younger sister did all the cooking. Incidentally, the lady in question was just standing by and I had the conversation with her:

Me: Hi there, nice to meet you. What an amazing cook you are!

Lady: Oh thanks, I just love to cook, and nice to meet you too.

Me: Wow! Your husband is a lucky man! He gets the best food at home!

(Lady's countenance changes, she gets angry)

Lady: Why do men always want to define my ability to be a good wife by my ability to cook well? So if I couldn't cook, that reduces my ability to be a good wife?

Me: Ahhh..well, you can be a good wife...but if can cook well, that still would make you a better wife, your husband would eat your food, spend more time at home, and generally it would bring both of you closer.

Lady: So if I couldn't cook, he could hire a cook, that means I'm not a good wife? A wife should be more than a cook!

Me: Well, I didn't a wife was a cook, I said a wife should be able to cook. What in your opinion are the duties of a wife then?

Lady:A wife is a companion.

Me: Well, just like I can pay for a cook, I can pay to have a companion too!

Lady: A wife is a friend...

Me: Oh please, I have enough friends, both men and women....

Lady: A wife is a mother, who raises your children...

Me: The children she won't cook for? I might as well hire a nanny then!

Lady: A wife is a lover, a passionate lover

Me: Well.....literally...you know I could pay to have a lover too! So essentially, what couldn't I pay for? What do we need marriage for then?

Lady: Whatever nigga.... (walks away really angry...and I wonder how a compliment about a lady's cooking turned into a sour debate...)


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